9.25.2010

Conversations with a Toddler

me (after watching Hannah eat a piece of popcorn off the floor): Yuck.  We don't eat food off the floor.
Hannah:  Yum.

Hannah (at dinner):  Done.
me: Hannah, you need to eat some more of your chicken.
Hannah:  Cluck, cluck, cluck.
me: That's not polite to say at the table.

me:  It's Dada's birthday!  Can you sing him "Happy Birthday"?
Hannah: No.  (walks away)